Rough House Hockey

[boulton]

It's been reported that Sittler is over seventeen hands tall.
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[boulton]

By the way according to Cottonzway, it's o.k. to be a racist in the past (Ron Paul) if at the time you were a racist you didn't work for the government, but not o.k. if you when you had racists thoughts you worked for some governmental agency.

In conclusion, before you pass judgment on anything in life figure out if the person worked for the government first to decide the right answer.

Is that girl a good dancer? First ask yourself -- Does she work for a local or Federal agency? If yes - she's not a good dancer...... and if not - she is a good dancer.

Did I mention that if you don't work the government, you're great at everything, and all bad deeds are completely excused?

This "approach" will carry you through life as a "respected intellect" on the F.C. hockey fight board.
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[Atticus]

If more people smoked a little, the world would be a better place.

[*Maloney]

It´s funny on the Chicken they never post shit like this so they can all march out and howl about their poor white man righteous anger: http://humanrights.uchicago.edu/chicagotorture/ . . . and this was Chicago. Can you imagine in the South? And this finally came to trial, and is going on right now of this decorated Chicago police chief, John Burge. Did that make it on Hannity or O'Really?

But it´s a good thing Fox and The Chicken will keep us updated up to the minute on any suspected Black racism, and the Republicans with their "scare whitey" message.

Is there anyone intelligent enough on that site to ever wonder . . . now why would blacks hate white Amerika?
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[boulton]

Maloney I read that link and had to find a reverse racism story to clear my palette.

Remember racism doesn't exist. The real problem is reverse racism.

Has Fox News ever covered a story on racism?
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[boulton]

Holy fuck has that Fox News rotted the American brain.

I was at a cook out last weekend and there was this moron talking to his friend real loud about how global warming was all bullshit. This guy was an old white uneducated moron and he was sure global warming was complete bullshit. A couple of years ago I would have jumped in and had some fun, but I'm at the "what's the point of trying to reason with the dumb people" stage of my life.

I'll watch Fox News so I can figure out the opinion of idiots the following day.

Anyone see that Shabaz Shabaz video where he's holding some club at a voting booth? Some nut who can't appear near a voting booth and Fox has spun this old video of a lone nut into stirring up whitey. I'm beginning to think white people are the dumbest group overall at this stage of my life.
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[*Maloney]

http://www.hockey-fights.com/forum/showtopic.php?tid/525926/

. . . now who´d a thunk it?

Dat muderfuckin´connivin´ slimey li'l jackal, Jimpeh Uptun, jumpin´ on da muthafuckin´ bandwagon of some gold diggah ho who be teemin' up wit hur tit-assed attorneys and da muderfuckin´ Nationuw goddamn Enquireruh trying to fenagle extotion money outta some richass white dude wit hur 2 year ol' dog and poneh show of sexual ackusations. Jus a afta da fat cracker been deevorced from his ol' lady.

Maaan, dat Jimpeh iz up too his ol´ hipo-muthafuckin'-critico bitchass shit agin. He a whiny litto punkass crackah. I oughta wip his cracne infested camoflaged gluteous maxomus from here to St. Pauw, li'l bitchass strawberry pancake. Shiiii . . .



. . . stay classy, Al

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[*Maloney]

Hanny understands: . . . I can understand this POV to some extent but I also get tired of hearing "learning disability" as a crutch for a lot of common problems. Not to take away from those who truley persevere through REAL issues, but it seems now-a-days, there is a "reason" for everything. Everyone is depressed. Everyone has ADHD. Everyone is dyslexic (sp). I am sure some are but it seems to be thrown out there all the time as a "reason" for a shortcoming. Like Chris Rock said "Whatever happend to just plain crazy?"

But more to the point, I am VERY serious about grammar and spelling when engaged in professional correspondence. I am continually working with my staff/team on their communication skills in regards to letter writing, professional material and general correspondence. How you write and present information is a reflection of not only you - but also the company you represent. When you send out an email or a formal letter riddled with poor sentence structure, mispelled words, improper puncuation, etc - you are giving someone a poor impression of you and your firm. It builds an unflattering opinion of you and your firm and that can be detrimental to your relationship with a client. Perception is reality ...... simple as that. While you may be a very educated person and quite the allstar in your field, if you present yourself poorly with the written word, the perception of your abilities and talent will be far less stellar.

. . . now, fur yee who have the values of ripping off yer employers postin` and a readin` The Chicken on the clock . . . havin` a haughty good time . . . and I say Republikan family values . . .

. . . we present you, underage nekkid chicks . . . on the clock. Whoo hoo, on da clock! Values!!!

http://www.hockey-fights.com/forum/showtopic.php?tid/526483/

D-d-did I tell ya 'bout me wife and kids and core values? Well mebbe I slipped up on me core values, so I present you this make up discourse . . . http://www.hockey-fights.com/forum/showtopic.php?tid/526510/ . . . but it`s still on the clock. Yer still gettin` payed watchin` it . . . and I hope yer on the guberment`s dime lookin` at these chicks, cuz god knowz how much they be stealin` from us.

Feed my ego!!!



*Peaty, in my experience, older brothers are dicks. You might want to visit the HR geezer and evaluate reality.
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[*Maloney]

http://www.hockey-fights.com/forum/showtopic.php?tid/526531/

Ok, everyone in their places? Dim the lights . . . action! Enter Hinry!


. . . I'll say this. I been to West Side Detroit, Gary, Chicago, Youngstown, Philly, Camden, cashed 700. paychecks and/or bought blow at Arab owned stop and robs in Saginaw that 3 people got hit at the night before....Flint Michigan is the only place I've ever felt uneasy in. Never go there without iron up under the seat . . .

. . . I thought about rolling around with the intent of becoming the hero of the neighborhood, going for long walks up and down Saginaw st. with my 8" Dan Wesson .357 under my left arm...but this is a white guy, I would be attacked by vigilantes myself. White folks just don't go in those parts, especially at that time of night . . .


. . . oh Hinry, p-please don`t go out there. It ain`t safe out there fur white people.
You don`t need to be a hero, Hinry. Pleeeeeze, Hinry . . . you`ve got youngins to feed.
Please, just please . . . for me . . . set back down to yer keyboard, dear.



Cut!!!!!!!


Hello Chicken fight fans. Let me take a moment of yer valuable time to bring you a civil service message. This is not a test, it is real life. Let me introduce myself. My name is Travis Bickle, and this is my pal, Mickey. We are not . . . and I repeat, we are not real. We too once came from the magic wand that is a keyboard. We too have been faithful hubbies, heroic fathers, good sons, loyal employees, decent neighbors, took no shit from pushy minorities . . . and`ve been stiffed over and over again by the powers that be . . . who you lookin` at Flubber??? You lookin` at me, loser-handjob-Jesus??? . . . you fucking better not be, Tommy! . . . So look, what I`m trying to communicate here is, I want all you pale warriors and fucking heroes and old west pioneer men to lighten the fuck up, ok? Even John Wayne wasn`t John. His name was fucking Marion, for christs sake. Now repeat after me . . . I`m a bit of a geek . . . ain`t never been in a fight . . . ain`t even been punched in the face . . . I need to work out . . . I say "yes sir" when spoken to by a black man . . . and I shall seek to control my pathetic little whiteburb impotent camoflaged dorky hard guy shit, especially when seated at the keyboard. I`ll put my camoflage outfits back in the closet for keeps. And I shall respect the keyboard for what it is. Now . . . Mickey, would you like to address the Chickens? . . . Umm yes, uh, Hinry, do you think you could cop me some blow from one of those sand niggers` stop n` robs down in Saginaw?

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[*Maloney]

http://www.hockey-fights.com/forum/showtopic.php?tid/526515/

Oh bubby bubby, now ya got Hinry Kinko, the Chicken's dysfunctional keyboard Rambo incarnation cluckin' 'bout his make believe survivor bug out bag . . . and if ya don't got one, you a "god damn foo . . . and I gotz lots of AK mags and cigarettes init."


Now of course, reading that tasty title of B-U-G O-U-T B-A-G, uber camo dork Jimpy Upstream, sprung a spontaneous cred-boner and rushed off to tick off his vewy own checklist to give the beak breathing Chickens a taste of what it's like to be . . . Jimpeh Upstweam, a keyboard warrior who shall survive.

Let's have a looky see at Jimpeh's survivor gear, shall we?

Remember folks, Jimpeh got two bags, one fur the home, and one fur the car. And the car one is seasonal - Winter vs Summer. I`d have to say, if there was a vote of - The Chicken most likely to survive - you`d be a hard put not to cast a chad fur Jimpy. Now let`s see Jimpy's goodies:

Paracord
Tarp
Garbage bag
Firestarter – Vasoline soaked cottonballs (35mm film canisters are great for storing these)
Wind/waterproof matches
Bic lighter
Head lamp
Flashlight
Batteries
Nalgine bottle with an aluminum nesting cup
Water purifier
Fixed blade and folding knife
Multi-tool
First-Aid kit (bandages, medicine, cleaning, soap, eye wash, blood clot, etc)
Compass
Duct tape
Good hand chain saw (The wire ones suck)
Deck of cards
Gloves (leather rigging type)
Sox
Bandana
Some hard candy, tea
Mini Pry bar
Pencil & Paper
I’m missing some other things


You fuckers impressed? Impressed with the vasoline soaked cottonballs (35mm film canisters are great for storing these).


Well let me point out that there's two items Jimpeh has forgotten that he gonna be a sorely missin' when he holed up in survivor mode:
1.

Fur all those stanky moments l'il fraidy cat Jimpy gonna be shittin' himself surviving out there all alone.




2.

Fur keeping a hardy stock of tampons in case Jimpeh be surviving at "that time of the month."





Are we not men? . . . We are Jimpy! . . . Are we not men? . . . J-I-M-P-Y


I will survive
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[boulton]

A Bug out bag! Does any one item personify stupid and crazy at the same time any better?

Imagine having so much extra time on your hands that you spend time putting together four bags (two summer and two winter bags) of nonsense.

If anything did happen (remember really rich people have to live on this planet too), I'm sure a week long collection of powered food will be worth living an extra week for.
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[*Maloney]

[Atticus]

How the fuck can JU carry all that shit around, it must way a ton. Does anyone really believe that that retard has a decent paying job let alone a vehicle for summer and winter.
Bet he has a tricked out truck and some rare muscle car

[*Maloney]

Hear yee, Hear yee, mein fellow keyboard bantom roosters. The front office of the Chicken would like to make an all important announcement concerning the future of this fine keyboard warrior institution. After much arduous deliberation and hemming and hawing in smoke filled quarters, backroom deals have been struck, money has switched hands, and Upton's cock has been ceremoniously smoked . . . and we have finally reached a consensus . . . so, without further deliberation, I would ask the entire bro-Chicken fraternity to come to its feet and solemnly bless our brand newest member of the sacred Chicken Moderator order . . . Cotton McDramaqueen!

. . . Make way for the chosen one!


We will be having a potluck dinner in his honor this evening, so no gifts please, just send generous heapings of chow that we shall be entrusted to shovel into his piehole. Now, any questions?

Yeah man, what happened to Hikie? Did you guys boot him out? Bust him plagerizing agin? Someone find out he never really went to Nam? Did he upset Upton? Something to do with Karen? . . . and we noticed Licky Vee has been dumped as well. L Mikie tired of the feud with his l'il baby Jimpy?

Just what the heck is going on? Is it true there's a shake up going on behind front office doors? Anyone got scraped knees from the shag carpet? Don't you think the choice of Cottonball is pretty fucking pathetic? Is L Mike Hubbie on a paranoid meltdown? They gonna put that incorrigible embarrassment Huey 76 on the chopping block as well? I vote they slice off that shoulderless slaphead geezer's melon so we can all get our collective jollies watching his tiny featherless orb roll across the shag carpeted front office floor . . . please, give the enquiring Chicken laymen a grain to peck.
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[boulton]

I wonder if Cottonzway even bothered to read the article he posted.



I think he just read Paul Craig Roberts and posted it.

http://www.hockey-fights.com/forum/showtopic.php?tid/526624/

It is a good article and basically correct, and it explains why the libertarian crap is nonsense.

From the article:

"Conservatives and especially libertarians romanticize “free market unregulated capitalism.” They regard it as the best of all economic orders. However, with deregulated capitalism, every decision is a bottom-line decision that screws everyone except the shareholders and management. "

Also:

"Many progressives blame the worsening income distribution on the Reagan tax rate reductions, but the real cause is the offshoring of manufacturing, industrial, and professional service jobs, such as software engineering."


How both of these concepts are unclear to anyone I still don't understand.

They have the American idiot talking about immigration and not job outsourcing.
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[boulton]

The whole F.C. gang is sure Obama is going to be a one term President.

Here are the Las Vegas odds as of today.


2012 PRESIDENTIAL RACE - ODDS TO WIN

Lines From:08-15-10

Type Description Odds

2012 PRESIDENTIAL RACE - ODDS TO WIN DEMOCRATIC PARTY -165

2012 PRESIDENTIAL RACE - ODDS TO WIN REPUBLICAN PARTY +115

2012 PRESIDENTIAL RACE - ODDS TO WIN ANY OTHER POLITICAL PARTY +5000

Thus if you put $1,000.00 on a Republican to win the Presidential race in 2012 you would win $1,150.00 back. Seems like a great way to make easy money. The F.C. gang should get there collective money together as they seem real sure of how terrible things are and who's responsible. There's no way Obama can win according to this group. Bet away and get rich on your vast knowledge of the American political landscape.
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[*Maloney]

http://www.hockey-fights.com/forum/showtopic.php?tid/526689/

. . . ha ha, I love these henpecked Chicken threads, especially when it happens on the night of their weekly wings: . . . So I'm over my friends house the other night for our weekly wings. His wife storms in from a rough day of work and starts in on us about how the food is terrible, we should make sure its hot for her, just being a bitch. My friend is henpecked and does everything in his power to please her. She starts in on me about having him out too late the week before (7:30 PM!!!!) and I don't take it. I stand up to her and end up leaving because its getting ugly. How do you deal with that type of situation?!?!




Apt to occur: . . . Vintage Freezing Vagina dramatic first person experience:

I was at a birthday party once for a friend of my daughters. This woman there was being a total bitch to everyone around, at one point she walks up to me and tries to shove her paper plate in my hand and says "Throw that away for me.", I stared at her looked down at my wedding ring and said "You didn't put this ring on my finger and you sure as fuck aren't my momma so throw your own fucking plate away." and walked off. She just stood there for a second with a shocked look on her face and threw her plate away.



. . . tries to shove her paper plate in my hand . . . "throw that away for me" . . . I stared down at my wedding ring and said, ""You didn't put this ring on my finger and you sure as fuck aren't my momma so throw your own fucking plate away," and walked off.

Oooohhh, make my day, bitch!!! Don't fuck with fatass Queen Freezin' Vagina! Bwahahaha!!! . . . and walked off!. . . "Stared at my wedding ring" . . .


Kick her in the cunt!

Huey 76: Yeah.

Hannity Ego: A cunt punt works wonders.



Later on down the road . . .

Hannity Ego: Well played, sir
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[boulton]

Total bullshit!

Even the sharpest tool in the shed doesn't have a snappy comeback ready like Freezing Texas claims he had...............
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[*Maloney]

But c'mon, what edgy drama:

Setting: Kids birthday party

. . . he then takes that gripping final look down at his wedding ring . . . and proceeds to let her have it! - "You didn't put this ring on my finger and you sure as fuck aren't my momma so throw your own fucking plate away." . . . and then this proud rooster, "walks away."


I was on the edge of my seat, eating berfday cake, imbibing soda pop out of a sippy cup, finding it difficult to breathe properly as Freezin Vagina walked away from that bone chilling confrontation.


*Is there a Chicken who posts more FC bollocks on the time clock of the American tax payer than Freezing Vagina? I thinks he's taken the baton from the fallen troll, NY Fang.
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[*Maloney]

http://www.hockey-fights.com/forum/showtopic.php?tid/526767/tp/1/

Ouch-a-roo! Ouchy ouch ouch! Looks like ol' copper Ed ain't the message board man we thought he was. Can you spell p-h-o-n-y? And boy oh boy, when Cap'n Shakedown busted him, he didn't take too kindly to the messenger . . .

. . . "Ok Hooper (ouchy, he called him, Hooper!) . . . Look psycho, you make a zillion posts a day, always bitching about something. I actually don't live to post on this thread. I have a couple of kids and a decent job. So if I miss read someone's name in one of you countless posts and that makes me loose credibility in your eyes, I guess I'll deal with it.

I'll just wait for your next rant filled post to atone myself. That should take about 15 minutes.

Woncha look at that, ol' copper Ed played the ol' FC Chicken hero card . . . I actually don't live to post on this thread. I have a couple of kids and a decent job. . . . (a tax payer subsidized job, that is). Bet none of us liberal wumps have mustered up the gumpytion to be such onion-endowed male homo sapiens who work for a living . . . and incredibly, raise kids.

That wasn't all sparts fans, Ed came back fur more Shakedown blood . . . but if you're anything in person like you are on here, you must be unbearable to be around for more than two minutes. People must see you coming and head the other way, at the risk of having to hear you drone on about some great travesty or hypocrisy . . . You start more ranting threads than anyone. And its not even close. I can just see you angrily banging away on your keyboard because you've got the "scoop" on something and you need to expose it on a hockey fight website. (Jeepers Ed, I thought you wuz talkin' aboot Jimpeh for a second there)

. . . Yeah, I messed up on the guys name on your post. But you know what, not everyone takes this stuff as seriously as you. And my point was that he was being called a stand up guy for coming on and debating.

What should be embarrassing is how much time you spend researching and starting your threads. Go play with your kids, start a garden, collect stamps, something to help settle you down.

And you betcha! . . . the licky-bum conservative cavalry of hens came flapping around the bend one time. Immediately we heard the scrape-scrape of the club footed Norman Bates tranny-mom Badlambs armed with soaking wet noodle to whap a gory path through the glee filled libby-wibbies (boy has he been busy lately. Mebbe not enough dick-in-bootyhole lately near his hemmoraging vaginal slit) followed so closely by the rooster hero clan of Kwissy Kwinkle and Chupaculo - PR, and of course Jimpy pussy-whining his uniquely original "trial lawyer" vaginal fluid.

And by the time the dust had settled, messenger Cap'n Shakedown had that extra large shadow of the Minnesotan looming over him, itchin' fur him to visit the Northern tundra fur a spankin' of a showdown.

I just don't see how Shakedown is gonna last on that site. The only wimpish libby ones who might defend him have either been shaken down by him, or have miraculously undergone an onion-less ballerina plastic surgery to become a fairy tailed testicular alpha male Rooster-mod.

Well, let's just hope ol' copper Ed is a tad more intellectually curious when he's dealing with those darkies with his long arm of the law, instead of the historical knee jerk jailin'. But do remember, he's one of those tax oppressed crackers suffering a tax payer paycheck with those cushy benefits and early retirement riding the tax payer's back, so we can't possibly know what to expect.

But really, Cap'n Shakedown, do you really think these all Amerikan conservative heroes are gonna get the bald faced irony of Fox's second biggest shareholder being a filthy rich muslim arab Saudi who funds a group on the CIA's terror list??? Do you??? Just like they'd get the irony of gay bashing Bushy architect, Ken Mehlman, stepping out of the closet to enjoy some sodomizing in peace?

Get real, Cap'n!

Not sure we'll see crEd posting around these parts much for a while. But take heart Ed! Jimpy, Hikie, Huey76, Joshin' Gilly, PRick, Lick Vee, et al have all come back from much worse humiliations to become proud onioned Mods and respected posters.

So remember . . . KILL THE MESSENGER!!!!
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